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The lore · Shadow play
The story so far
Seven scenes. Hover one to light it up.
- Chapter ISherwood · 1190s
The legend
The old ballads tell of an archer in the greenwood who lifted purses from the rich and handed them to the poor. Centuries later, his name turned up on a US brokerage. Fair enough, we thought. Legends belong to everyone.
- Chapter IIJanuary 2021
The grey button
The brokerage promised finance for everyone. Then, at the peak of the GameStop rally, the buy button went grey. You could sell. You couldn't buy. The people's app, it turned out, had a gate after all.
- Chapter IIIRobinhood Chain · 2026
A new chain
In 2026 the brokerage built its own blockchain and opened it to anyone. The band moved in. One coin, no VCs, named after the original outlaw. $RH went live on 22 September, right on the castle's doorstep.
- Chapter IVAutumn 2026
The letters
Then the letters arrived. Trademark complaints. Our X account suspended, our website flagged. All over a name the legend never registered and nobody can own.
- Chapter V11 Sept 2026
Rules run one way
When companies objected to Robinhood tokenizing their stocks, its CEO wrote: "Going onchain shouldn't give the issuer a veto it never had offchain." When it was his company's name, the drawbridge went up.
Source: X, 11 Sept 2026 - Chapter VIThe vault
The contract
So we wrote rules into code instead. Stake $RH and every 24 hours the vault buys a tokenized stock and sends it to your wallet. A bot keeps the pools honest, and from the mainnet launch most of its profit buys stock for stakers while the rest locks more liquidity. Fees turn into locked liquidity. The windmill turns on its own.
- Chapter VIINow
Your chapter
The ballad isn't finished. Stake, vote on next week's stock, and every coin you stake is a ticket in the $HOOD giveaway. The ending belongs to the band.
Stake $RH